in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Randomize
