Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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