dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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