My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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