i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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