Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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