question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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