But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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