I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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