If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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