His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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