i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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