But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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