I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just want to make out with him forever
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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