32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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