Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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