Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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