People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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