Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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