My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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