So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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