yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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