Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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