she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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