butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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