Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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