Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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