He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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