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I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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