I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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