He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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