I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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