he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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