I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Alive.
So much puke
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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