i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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