that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
where are you?
Hypothermia
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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