I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
