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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  you're drinking in the law library????

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  ...not a bad idea....

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  probably not a good idea either.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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• (818): View more from California

  We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

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  Did it finish?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.

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