Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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