I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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