Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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