You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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