i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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