so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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