The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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