so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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