wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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