your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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