Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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