I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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