He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
