ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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