Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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