How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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