well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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