Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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