STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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