Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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