its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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